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Oh. Good. Lord.

Just when it seemed like people were starting to take celiac disease and gluten intolerance seriously, Hollywood starlets started using it as an excuse for sudden weight loss. I hate to be a cynic, but there are people suffering (some from actual pain, others from a pizza withdrawal).

Miley Cyrus, you don’t do us any favors when you put your new alleged wheat allergy in the same category as “exhaustion.” A word that thanks to notorious pop stars can no longer be used without quotes, written or air.

If she sticks to it, and it’s actually true, I will apologize. (And maybe watch one of her movies.) But for now, I smell a coverup. Or a big, wheat-filled lie.